Archive for February, 2010
Do you have any of these qualities if you are a man, please state which ones?
Facts About Men
1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.
3. Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.
4. Men are very confident people. My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from our living room, and if they’re really in trouble, I have to get off the phone in case they call him.
5. Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.
6. Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.
7. All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. I sleep with one under my pillow, instead of a gun.
8. A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.
9. All men hate to hear "We need to talk about our relationship." These seven words strike fear in the heart of even General Schwarzkopf.
10. Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.
11. Men have an easier time buying bathing suits. Women have two types: depressing and more depressing. Men have two types: nerdy and not nerdy.
12. Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.
13. Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I’ve never seen a man walk into a party and say "Oh, my God, I’m so embarrassed; get me out of here. There’s another man wearing a black tuxedo."
14. Most men hate to shop. That’s why the men’s department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.
15. If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.
16. If you’re dating a man who you think might be "Mr. Right," if he a) got older, b) got a new job, or c) visited a psychiatrist, you are in for a nasty surprise. The cocoon-to-butterfly theory only works on cocoons and butterflies.
17. No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.
18. When four or more men get together, they talk about sports.
19. When four or more women get together, they talk about men.
20. Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie THE WAY WE WERE twice, voluntarily.
21. Most women are introspective: "Am I in love? Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled?" Most men are outrospective: "Did my team win? How’s my car?"
22. If a man says, "I’ll call you," and he doesn’t, he didn’t forget… he didn’t lose your number… he didn’t die. He just didn’t want to call you.
23. Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. "Get out" and "I never want to see you again" might sound like a challenge. If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying, "I love you… I want to marry you… I want to have your children." Sometimes they leave skid marks.
24. Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.
25. Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause – you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.
26. Men forget everything; women remember everything.
27. That’s why men need instant replays in sports. They’ve already forgotten what happened.
Good collection and how true! # 4 and # 27 are great.
Stop Snoring in the Bedroom!
How do you explain to someone you’re getting to know intimately that you have a snoring problem??
Duration : 0:3:9
Some information about snoring and how you can cure it.
I am not sure what to do about my boyfriend’s dog…. we have been seeing each other for 3 months….?
and he has a 2 year old english bulldog. He lives in a condo in the city so this dog is inside all of the time. Her hair is EVERYWHERE! She snores, she can’t breath, she’s constantly hacking up something, she drools, and she doesn’t stop licking and she smells horrible. She’s the epitome of gross to me. When we are out or on trips with out her, we have the best time together… i really think that he could be the one for me, but i hate this dog. And i know he loves her so much and i have TRIED to like her, but i just can’t. I didn’t grow up with animals, and have never been a pet owner. My roommate has a dog that I love though and so does my best friend. i don’t know what it is about this one that i hate… I need advice on how i can change my attitude towards this dog b/c i know if it came down to a choice, im out for sure. I just got really pissed last night b/c i was trying to sleep, she was snoring and he ends up taking her out on the couch to sleep with her over me! It made me so mad…. that’s great, my boyfriend would rather sleep with his nasty dog than sleep with me. i know i am bitter, but i am sick of being jealous of my boyfriends dog! Help!
Delta Girl,
Greetings! I believe that jealousy is the worst of all emotions. Your basic problem is not the dog. It is jealousy itself. Please, you must get over this. Jealousy will destroy you and every relationship you have. Look at your past I’m right, aren’t I. Please get some counseling for this. You will reap the benefits throughout the rest of your life.
Ali
Is lipoma surgery on the neck worth the risk for an elderly dog?
Our 13 year old silky terrier has gone to the vet four times now for her tennis ball size lipoma, her shots and general checkup and we’re planning to take her again for the lipoma. The doctor has last said that the surgical procedure is very dangerous due to the anesthetics and the tumor is benign however our dog seems increasingly annoyed by it.
First is it under her neck and second it causes her to snore. She does not appear sick, has a very healthy appetite, and is well enough to bark at the neighbors or odd noises. But just recently she’s started to be more irritated (like a bad mood and barking a little more) and we are worried it is the lipoma.
We of course don’t want to lose her but if she’s actually in pain and not letting us know (as I’ve heard dogs are very good at hiding pain) we want to help. Lastly she doesn’t whine or yelp when I touch her and actually wants me to pet her and keep her company and follows me around as usual.
We want the best for our dog and we are open to solutions. We will also go for a second opinion before going back to the original doctor. We’d do anything to keep her happy but we don’t know if this surgery will make a difference for her or if it’s a smart idea at all.
We are wondering if others have done this with their elderly dog and if the dog seems happier and less bothered or the same.
Thank you for reading and understanding our situation. Money is currently not a concern. We’d do anything for her.
At this point, it is about the dog’s quality of life – and you are the best judge of that.
If your dog is made uncomfortable by the lipoma and it interferes with her comfort and activity, I would suggest having the surgery done again.
While there is a small chance she will not make it, there is a far greater likelihood that she will – and if she can have more happy months, or years, I would risk it.
Your choice, however, you see the dog, we can’t. In any case, I wish you and your dog the very best. You are obviously responsible, loving dog owners and your dog is fortunate that you care about her well being.
Question! Do you believe all of these are true, and this is the way men really are?
1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.
3. Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.
4. Men are very confident people. My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from our living room, and if they’re really in trouble, I have to get off the phone in case they call him.
5. Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.
6. Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.
7. All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. I sleep with one under my pillow, instead of a gun.
8. A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.
9. All men hate to hear "We need to talk about our relationship." These seven words strike fear in the heart of even General Schwarzkopf.
10. Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.
11. Men have an easier time buying bathing suits. Women have two types: depressing and more depressing. Men have two types: nerdy and not nerdy.
12. Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.
13. Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I’ve never seen a man walk into a party and say "Oh, my God, I’m so embarrassed; get me out of here. There’s another man wearing a black tuxedo."
14. Most men hate to shop. That’s why the men’s department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.
15. If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.
16. If you’re dating a man who you think might be "Mr. Right," if he a) got older, b) got a new job, or c) visited a psychiatrist, you are in for a nasty surprise. The cocoon-to-butterfly theory only works on cocoons and butterflies.
17. No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.
18. When four or more men get together, they talk about sports.
19. When four or more women get together, they talk about men.
20. Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie THE WAY WE WERE twice, voluntarily.
21. Most women are introspective: "Am I in love? Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled?" Most men are outrospective: "Did my team win? How’s my car?"
22. If a man says, "I’ll call you," and he doesn’t, he didn’t forget… he didn’t lose your number… he didn’t die. He just didn’t want to call you.
23. Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. "Get out" and "I never want to see you again" might sound like a challenge. If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying, "I love you… I want to marry you… I want to have your children." Sometimes they leave skid marks.
24. Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.
25. Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause – you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.
26. Men forget everything; women remember everything.
27. That’s why men need instant replays in sports. They’ve already forgotten what happened.
This man finds them pretty hilarious! I wouldn’t call them all completely true, but each one has enough truth in it to be funny.
I can particularly identify with the idea of being insulted by the last log remaining unburnt!
And yes, we are all creeped out by eyelash curlers.
Sleep Apnea & Snoring: A Remedy in a T-Shirt
Snoring and sleep apnea can be a problem for some people. In this video Dr. Najib Ayas of UBC Sleep Clinic explains the problem and Sean Kerklaan, inventor of the Rem-a-Tee Anti Snore Shirt tells his personal story and explains how a simple t-shirt can help remedy the problem.
Check out all of our videos at http://www.dabbler.ca
Duration : 0:4:35
I can’t stand my boyfriends dog?
and he has a 2 year old english bulldog. He lives in a condo in the city so this dog is inside all of the time. Her hair is EVERYWHERE! She snores, she can’t breath, she’s constantly hacking up something, she drools, and she doesn’t stop licking and she smells horrible. She’s the epitome of gross to me. When we are out or on trips with out her, we have the best time together… i really think that he could be the one for me, but i hate this dog. And i know he loves her so much and i have TRIED to like her, but i just can’t. I didn’t grow up with animals, and have never been a pet owner. My roommate has a dog that I LOVE though and so does my best friend. i don’t know what it is about this one that i hate… I need advice on how i can change my attitude towards this dog b/c i know if it came down to a choice, im out for sure. I just got really pissed last night b/c i was trying to sleep, she was snoring and he ends up taking her out on the couch to sleep with her over me! It made me so mad…. that’s great, my boyfriend would rather sleep with his nasty dog than sleep with me. i know i am bitter and am really not trying to be ridiculous. I want to like her, but she just drives me crazy.
what u mean is u cant stand your dog boyfriend
How would you respond if he was your boyfriend. Both Girls & guys answer. Please read ALL. Thanks.?
Chantalle,
I have decided to write to you because I can express myself more freely and you can hear my words without the need for defending your own. I want to start by saying that how you treated me the on Sunday was hurtful and ironically insensitive considering that I have received a lecture from you for not being mindful of your feelings. I truly believe that you are a good person and that your capacity for good things far outweighs your occasional tendency for ignorance, arrogance and malice. You just treat me like shit sometimes, just as I do to you. I don’t have anything to hide yet I feel inadequate and inferior to the way that I use to look a couple of years ago and that is why you perceive my behaviour as being insecure and having a problem. It is not right however to be aggressive with what you want and insult when you don’t get your way. Then on top of all that compare your self image with mine. How would you like it if every time you wear makeup I tell you that I never wear it and ask you why you’re so insecure about your skin? One thing I can thank you for is forcing me to turn my eyes back upon my own denied insecurity of my body image. It is truly helping me to be extra vigilant in my effort to become healthier even if it is a painful reminder.
Another issue that I’ve got to deal with is your decision to sleep in the living room because of my snoring. First, I’m working on ways to solve the problem, you are not. You are side-stepping it and alienating me in the process. What guy wants to be able to say that he and his girl don’t even sleep in the same bed anymore…? I’ll save you the trouble, and me the indignity of sleeping in my girlfriend’s bed alone by just getting the hell out every time until I figure out a solution. Its not like you even want to do anything with me these days anyway… ever since you have gone through some recent religious reflection I KNOW that you feel guilty about sleeping with me, even though you did for years. I sense it and it truly hurts me, but at the same time I’m aware that its part of principles that you live by so I can not challenge it. I just have to feel bad every time i want to be intimate with you. I don’t really know how I’m gonna deal with this but I’ll figure that out in time.
Its true that familiarity breeds contempt, and I feel this is the reason that we have been fighting with each other a lot lately. I also feel that when you are on your period, you become extremely confrontational and difficult to deal with. You even admit that you are afraid of being bitchy to people. I’ve been keeping track and I find that most of our biggest fights happen when you’re on your period, therefore I think its best that I limit the amount of time that I spend around during this time to avoid problems. As for time in our time in general, I would still like to come and see you on weekends as I still love doing, but otherwise I think that we should limit the rest of the week for a bit. I think that we will both appreciate each more when we spend a little less time around one another. I feel that I’m in your space too much and that might be the reason you snap at me sometimes. For the same reason, I say dumb things and I don’t realize that I’m not respecting you the way I should.
Chantalle I love you and it ruins my whole day when I haven’t resolved things with you. These are the issues that I should have brought up with you the last time I was there but my pride doesn’t always let me be so straight forward. I’m realistic and know that we won’t always see eye to eye but if we could avoid the big fights then I feel that we will have made some real progress.
Love,
Jay
I Truly want to change and I feel like he has some legitimate points. My boyfriend works at the bank but he also models for tip-top tailors as a part time job. Everyone thinks he is good looking but i can’t figure out why he took my question " what is your waist size?" as offensive. About the feeling guilty sleeping with him, I felt guilty just once after attending a religious lecture. I’m cool to sleep with him now. Anyway please tell me how you would respond if you were in my position. Thanks a lot!
wow i think he wrote that letter very well in terms of grammar and at least he is honest and i think you two should sit talk and talk about it in person and try to resolve the issue
true or false girls MEN?
1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.
3. Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.
4. Men are very confident people. My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from our living room, and if they’re really in trouble, I have to get off the phone in case they call him.
5. Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.
6. Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.
7. All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. I sleep with one under my pillow, instead of a gun.
8. A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.
9. All men hate to hear, "We need to talk about our relationship." These seven words strike fear in the heart of even General Schwarzkopf.
10. Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.
11. Men have an easier time buying bathing suits. Women have two types: depressing and more depressing. Men have two types: nerdy and not nerdy.
12. Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.
13. Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I’ve never seen a man walk into a party and say "Oh, my God, I’m so embarrassed; get me out of here. There’s another man wearing a black tuxedo."
14. Most men hate to shop. That’s why the men’s department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.
15. If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, you should be worried about him.
16. No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.
17. When four or more men get together, they talk about sports.
18. When four or more women get together, they talk about men.
19. Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie "The Way We Were" twice, voluntarily.
20. Most women are introspective: "Am I in love? Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled?" Most men are outrospective: "Did my team win? How’s my car?"
21. If a man says, "I’ll call you," and he doesn’t, he didn’t forget. He didn’t lose your number. He didn’t die. He just didn’t want to call you.
22. Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. "Get out" and "I never want to see you again" might sound like a challenge. If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying, "I love you; I want to marry you; I want to have your children." Sometimes they leave so fast, they leave skid marks.
23. Men are self confident because they grow up identifying with super heroes. Women have bad self images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.
24. Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. With male menopause, you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.
25. Men forget everything; women remember everything. That’s why men need instant replays in sports. They’ve already forgotten what happened.
Ha ha ha.!!!
Now that is Excellent mate.!!!
10/10.!!!
Loved them, cheers for a laugh.!!