My wife went to a "woman’s fulfillment" seminar and came home with a lot of crazy ideas about our love life…?
All of a sudden she is telling me she isn’t satisfied with what I do in the bedroom, says she hasn’t been satisfied in a long time! What in the world kind of garbage did they fill her head with?! She said that I "need to take time" with her, to concentrate on her pleasure, not "be selfish and think only of my own needs", just a bunch of stupid stuff. I think they brainwashed her.
It was perfect before; I used to just come home from the bar in the evening, go get my wife from where she was sitting on top of the washing machine in its spin cycle, and we’d go to the bedroom and have a great time. I am so efficient in lovemaking I can get the job done in about five minutes, I’d go right to sleep, and my wife would get up to finish her chores. It was absolute perfection.
Now all of a sudden she is telling me she wants to be caressed, to be made to feel like a "beautiful, sexy goddess"; she wants me to take my time "enjoying her garden of delights", blah, blah, blah. Why do women have to make everything sound like a feminine hygiene commercial? She even had the nerve to tell me I didn’t give her any pleasure, especially with my particular fondness for certain activities. How did she get so screwed up in the head over a weekend seminar?! Her pleasure???? It’s so stupid; everyone knows this idea of the *female orgasm* is a MYTH.
Anyway, she told me that she doesn’t ever want to go to the bedroom again and find herself five minutes later having to crawl out from underneath a big hairy dog that’s snoring away on top of her. I don’t get her; we have FIVE kids. If I had been doing something wrong in the bedroom, she wouldn’t have gotten knocked up so many times. Everything on my end is working just fine, so I don’t understand her problem.
How can I undo this rotten brainwashing that’s been done to my wife?
Oh man. This topic is outta my range… I just hope men don’t complain like women do lol.
Tell her to elaborate on her complaints. Then when you two are getting it on, make sure she’s more active so that she gets what she wants. It’s like, how can you give effectively if she isn’t assertively taking.
When you’re done with her she’ll forget all about those seminars.
Obviously you don’t have it perfected if you only take 5 minutes to get the job done, any woman with you would be dissatisfied.
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That’s !@#$%^&* awesome
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You need to wear a Janet Reno mask… that’s the trick!
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become less efficient, take like 30 minutes to get done, or even two hours, that’ll teach her.
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Your wife isn’t brainwashed, just empowered to share what she has been feeling for a very long time. I don’t agree with how she did it because now you’re confused and want things back the way they were BEFORE she went to the women’s conference.
Why not embrace where she is and encourage her to share more with you about the conference, not about what you’re not doing right. She’ll need to learn how to say the things that she needs to say in such a way that you’re not left bleeding out while she is punching away at what she wants.
Please don’t give up on her or her needs. She does have them and only wants more of what she knows you are capable of rather than what she’s been given for so long.
I wish you both the best.
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Thanks for the info
I feel sorry for you
Note to self: "No fulfillment seminar’s"
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The gig is up you gotta get with the program or she will leave you
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Hey ! Good to see you back.
And to remain in the community guidelines: I have no clue !
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Just do like most men dealing with a wife who has an "epiphany" — give her the credit card and tell her to hit the mall. She’ll be back to normal within 12 hours. It’s totally worth maxing out the Discover to have a normal wife who can appreciate all you do for her.
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She isn’t the one with the problem – YOU are. Obviously you are more concerned with YOUR needs and not hers. A spouse should be fulfilling the other’s needs before their own needs.
Maybe you are the one that needs a seminar.
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You’re just a glutton for punishment, aren’t you? Send me a picture of your wife and her cell phone number and then I will take care of the rest, okay? You needn’t change a thing…………………..
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"Why do women have to make everything sound like a feminine hygiene commercial?"
Ha Ha Ha! that line waas so funny but totally true! thanks for the laugh!
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Oh man. This topic is outta my range… I just hope men don’t complain like women do lol.
Tell her to elaborate on her complaints. Then when you two are getting it on, make sure she’s more active so that she gets what she wants. It’s like, how can you give effectively if she isn’t assertively taking.
When you’re done with her she’ll forget all about those seminars.
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Like countering brainwashing with quick and effective "deprograming".
if she aint happy with you then she will find someone else. most likely some guy at work or fitness class or the coffe shop. i was bangin this one guys wife and i met her fishing. lol. you never know, so be careful. if i were you i’d plant some type of recording device on her. maybe like a small mp3 player that records voice. make sure it locks. thats how i found out my girl of 10 years was having an affair at work. i just cut a little seam on the inside of her purse and she never noticed the difference. just slide it bebween the fabrics. one time i even put it in her coat. if not. you’ll think its all you’re fault when she asks for a divorce. while shes out bangn under the bridge. its sad. lol. and for the short term sex, take a couple vicodine "like 2" you wont be able to bust one for hours. lol. oh yeah i just read the rest of youre entry and trust me shes cheating take my word for it. the only reason shes sticking around is for the money. she feeling real comfortable over there. who wants a chick that dont appreciate them. she just staying cuz of the kids and you know all that sad story crap. blah blah blah. get a recorder if you really want to know whats going on. she getting hers. you should get yours. you have the right to know. females always cheat just like guys but they’re worse. they dont hide the fact they are in a relationship. they might even talk to the other guy about how much you suck. trust me. i’ve heard it all. sorry for being so blunt.
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